Seriously, Dad?? You don't see how it's better than a map? What I'm saying is, it does the work for you. It figures out the map stuff and it does it in like 30 seconds. I suppose I understand why you don't "trust" it, Dad, but you DO ask people on the street for directions whenever you come visit me and no big deal, but it would be nice if I were one of those people, especially since I happen to know how to get around. I DO LIVE HERE. Anyway, if you trust some strange person, why not a high tech device? No, the "three times rule" cannot be applied to a GPS. You know what? Yes, it can. Why don't you buy THREE GPS's and put in the address in all three of them and make sure they all say the same thing? HOW ABOUT THAT?!
Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I would just like it if for once we took a drive without you pulling out a map and asking someone--Dad, put up the window. Come on! That man's accent was way more confusing than my GPS's. It's because it's a woman's voice, isn't it? Is that the problem?? Forget it. Let's just go.
Alright. You know what, Dad? I turned the GPS voice down. How about you turn yours down? I didn't mean it that way. I just mean you don't have to keep talking about all the possible routes we could have taken. How about we just listen to music? Can we just enjoy the music??!!
I TOOK A WRONG TURN BECAUSE YOU'RE STRESSING ME OUT!!! Yeah, maybe I WILL hold my GPS and cry with it! AFTER BEING IN A CAR WITH YOU, IT PROBABLY DOES CRY TOO, DAD! That's probably why IT doesn't have a boyfriend either!
I don't know if your way was shorter. Yes! There were less lights! Who cares? We're here. At least we made it.
Um... Can I borrow like $20? I forgot my wallet... Thanks."