It's a low calorie, high crying recipe. Very easy to make and what a release. Warning: lots of gluten.
Preparation time: whenever you stop crying
1 tbsp oil
1 cup flour
whatever else feels good throwing in
all the tears you can cry
Preheat oven to 425 degrees. In a frying pan put the eggs, oil, flour, and whatever other bag you want to tear open and throw haphazardly in the frying pan. When it comes to a boil, turn down heat, let simmer. Over the frying pan, cry. Cry some more. Cry some more. Just make sure to do so directly into the frying pan.
Turn off stove if you want to. Who cares at this point. Place your head into the stove until you feel again. Cry some more. Cry. Cry some more. Then, call all of your exes and hang up. Do that 20 or so times per ex.
Then cry yourself to sleep.
Happy Valentine's Day!