Fun Kooky Holiday Ornaments!
Christmas ornament balls are nice and the word "balls" makes me giggle, but let's be honest, balls are played out and just hang there. Anyway, back to ornaments. What better way to impress guests and make them second guess their holiday decorations than buying these fun kooky holiday ornaments? They're made out of tampons! Everybody loves tampons. They mean you're not pregnant and now so much more! Tampons shouldn't always be hidden inside of a woman, they should be on a tree saying, "Look at me! Look at me! I'm not just monthly, I'm annual too!" Jesus would love it.
A Christmas CD!
There's nothing like some great Christmas tunes to get me into the holiday spirit. I put on my favorite Christmas CD, "Perfect Holidays," while snuggled in front of my nonworking fireplace and under my cozy blanket covered in dog and cat fur and sipping on a cup of watered down hot chocolate. My favorite jingles are "Christmas Idiot" and "Merry Juana Christmas."